so i thought to myself what the main heroes of Armed and Dangerous would look like as kids and this came up.
Jonesy would most likely be a momma’s boy and likes to play with fireworks and his dad’s mining explosives all the time. Even though he’d end up hurting himself constantly. He’s a messy, filthy child and likes to dig a crapload of tunnels since, well he’s a mole after all.
Rome’s an orphan and Rexus probably took care of him, of course having a senile old man as your guardian most likely resulted in plenty of beatings. But he managed to turn out to be a really great guy.
Also, no Q, because if Q was younger, he’d be a pile of scrap metal with a broom end and a cape, end of story.